A Post to Change Your Life (notreally)

 "Don't believe everything you read. 

Especially the Mirror."

-The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

 
Close Encounters of the Calorie Sort

This is Rowan, reporting to you live from the trenches of her very own keyboard to bring you this, very interesting, very important breaking news: At precisely some time after 5 o'clock pm this very evening I took part in what some may call, a "fabulous dining experience". On the menu at this elaborate shindig was our very good friend, Mr. Salmon. Say hello, won't you Mr. Salmon? Oh, I'm sorry, are you in the process of being digested right now? I'm sorry folks, Mr. Salmon is unable to comment. It appears neither he nor his dear friend Mrs. Salad have anything to say at this time but our sponsors would like to assure you that all is well in the Stomach Region and programming should continue as scheduled until tomorrow morning at which point we are expecting a sudden drop in Bowel population. 

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 Sorry folks, but that's about as interesting as I could possibly make tonight's update. Grilled salmon and salad for dinner, I passed on the red beans and rice. I've got some grapes in the freezer and I'm waiting for them to freeze so I can have them for dessert. Ironically enough, they are "chilling" with the Forbidden Fudge Brownie ice cream. Forbidden indeed.


I've been working out all day, running up and down the stairs endlessly and guzzling gallons of green tea. I'm wired, needless to say, which I originally typo'ed as "weird"... Get out of here, Freud. Tonight I plan to collapse into a hot bubble bath, red peach tea and frozen grapes at my side, pamper myself for a few hours, drench myself in deeply nourishing lotion and then slide into bed with a magazine & lust after some fabulous legs for maybe 4.5 seconds before falling completely unconscious.


By the way, I'm sending off my subscription to Vogue tomorrow.

Hugs, kisses, and sweet (but calorie free) dreams.
- Rowan

Today's Intake 

Breakfast: 1 apple (50 cal)

Lunch/Snack: --

Dinner: 3oz Grilled Salmon (200 cal)
Salad with light honey mustard (70 cal)

Fluids: Iced Green Tea x2 (0 cal)

Acai and Blueberry Green Tea x1 (0 cal)

Pomegranate and Raspberry Green Tea x1 (0 cal)
Iced Red Peach Tea x1 (0 cal)

Water (0 cal) 

Total: • 320 cal
(Today's Goal: 400)

Calorie Calendar (4/11 - 4/17)

♥	Monday	Tuesday	Wednesday	Thursday	Friday	Saturday	Sunday
Calories	•320	500	300	400	500	400	300
Weight	109.2	-	-	-	-	-	-

Calorie Goal :: Calorie Total :: • Met Goal :: • Over Goal :: • Incomplete 
Weight Loss: 0 lbs :: Weight Gain: 0 lbs 

✔ Weekly Goals ✔

• 107 lbs by the end of the week

 • Download new work out music